In fact, if I had to write “hello, world” in Haskell to avert the death penalty, it would take at least a look at the tutorial. If Haskell supporters admit that Haskell has failed, apologize for inflicting on the world, and agree to at least consider defecting to Urbit, I will apologize for this ignorant attitude. Obviously, a lot of fine work has gone into Haskell. A lot of fine work has gone into a lot of things. It has not necessarily made them fine.
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